An essay on butts

In this essay I will consider the social, economic and political factors of butts. At first glance butts may seem unenchanting, however its study is a necessity for any one wishing to intellectually advance beyond their childhood. While it is becoming a hot topic for debate, butts is featuring more and more in the ideals of the young and upwardly mobile. Inevitably butts is often misunderstood by socialists, who just don’t like that sort of thing. With the primary aim of demonstrating my considerable intellect I will now demonstrate the complexity of the many faceted issue that is butts.

Social Factors

Society is a simple word with a very complex definition. When Thucictholous said ‘people only know one thing’ [1] he globalised an issue which had remained buried in the hearts of our ancestors for centuries. A child’s approach to butts bravely illustrates what we are most afraid of, what we all know deep down in our hearts.

Did I mention how lovely butts is? To put it simply, people like butts.

Economic Factors

The dictionary defines economics as ‘the social science concerned with the production, distribution, exchange, and consumption of goods and services’. We will begin by looking at the Watkis-Teeth-Pulling model, as is standard in this case.

NationalDebtbutts

It is apparent from the graph that the influence of butts is strong. What is the secret to its strength? It goes with out saying that the national debt is in financial terms ‘holding hands with butts.’ What it all comes down to is money. Capitalists love butts.

Political Factors

The media have made politics quite a spectacle. Placing theory on the scales of justice and weighing it against practice can produce similar results to contrasting butts and former Wolves striker Steve Bull.

One quote comes instantly to mind when examining this topic. I mean of course the words of jazz singer Augstin Tuigamala ‘People in glass houses shouldn’t through parties.’ [2] What a fantastic quote. Both spectacular failure and unequaled political accomplishment may be accredited to butts.

One of the great ironies of this age is butts. Isn’t it ironic, don’t you think?

Conclusion

In summary, butts is both a need and a want. It fills a hole, ‘literally’ plants seeds for harvest, and figures show it’s a winning formular.

Let’s finish with a thought from star Justin Hanks: ‘I demand butts, nothing more nothing less.’ [3]

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globox:

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edsdick:

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anaisforthewin:

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shapeshiftandtrick:

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I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
    reply Yeah, you.
4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.